Movie-esque ey?! But nope... this is real
Holy crap... I cannot believe I saw that asswipe! Shit.
Sorry... I know it's my first time to write here and I guess you guys are wondering what's making me so pissed off right now. I actually hope you guys could help me out with this one.
So here goes... the thing is... do I dare say it?!
The man I've been with for almost three months is my half-brother.
Fuck.
I am SO not kidding.
I didn't even believe it myself but it is what it is... He is.
Okay... I'm getting ahead of myself. Let me introduce myself first.
Hi my name is Lily Mulholland. I'm a bartender and loving every damn minute of it. I live alone in a little place that has a Chinese cafe downstairs... I have a dog who I sort of adopted when my friends and I went to Miami.
Anyway back to what I was writing about...
Ah yes... Richard... the man I've been dating exclusively turns out to be my friggin' --. Ugh I can't even write it anymore. Well, you get the picture.
This really sucks since everything's going great. We wine-dine and everything but holy crap we went to a gala at this posh place and man... I saw my aunt then he said “hey... that's mine too.”
I thought he was kidding but shit.
SO NOT.
My aunt dragged me to the side and said it's so cool that I'm fine with my dad having another family even if my mom doesn't wanna talk about it, I'm apparently taking it very well.
AND! That I finally met “Richie,” the youngest of the other family.
Whatever. I just feel so gross. I can't believe I've been making out, hugging, kissing and making love with... my brother.
Crap.
That's all I can say.
I saw him just now that's why I suddenly "blogged." I didn't know what else to do. My friends are missing in action... of all the days! Crap.
Hmm... so now what to do...
My friends have been telling me to look for someone on the internet but isn't that a bit tacky? And isn't it a bit scary? But come to think of it... damn... I think I should. Anyone out there thinks I should go ahead and do it? It is worth a try and I guess it's not bad if I put myself out there again after this rollercoaster ride.
What to do... what to do...
I have a feeling after this shitty experience... I can pretty much take on anything. Hmm...
This seems like a movie... and I thought!!! It could only happen there but obviously...
I need help! C'mon people! If you know anything that'll make feel better damn... and I mean anything! C'mon!
Pfft.
posted by Lil @ 2:25 AM
9 Comments:
hey babe. well yeah that was something alright..sends shiver up my spine thinking bout the fact that i have 4 older brothers.. that made me think whether ignorance does or does not grant you salvation.. anyways. about that internet date thingy.. hmm.. risky i must say.. but hell lot of fun!!! did that in various dating services i must admit not all of them were not who i expected but that lies on the minority. i'm now in fling.com. oh man hardcore i must say.. you should try it!
whoa girl, that must be really weird.... the one you've been dating is actually your step brother! guess you have to forget about the whole freaky thing, ayt? what they suggest can be a good idea, like the one about online dating.
let's share a toast to incest darling!!
if i were you i'd stay away from your half-brother for the mean time. YOu know to have time for yourself and ponder on things...
Hahaha! Have you ever watched the movie Eurotrip? Where she kissed her brother toridly and getting touchy with each other? That is when they are sooo wind up drinking this bottle of strong liquor. Anyway, in the story they're really brothers and sisters so I know how groosed you are right now, "halfly". :)
That's a bit freaky... but interesting. I never thought things like that could actually happen.
crickey woman your so perverted!!!!
Hey Cassandra, saw your blog.. I didn't know you're a bitch...!
Hot damn, girl...If this were really a movie, I'd pay for a front row seat, foo'!
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